Perhaps a Thursday night after two beers is not the ideal time to write my intro which will be preserved for the ages, but... Seriously, I just gave my verbal intro at the last meeting. I have lived in Texas (mostly), Arkansas and Indiana before getting to Florida. I have (professionally) done computer work (hardware,software, networking, all out of date), banking & accounting, have a BA in Communications (yea liberal arts rescuing the tech dropouts), and half of an MBA. I have run three businesses, a meadery, a bakery and a soap company (not Paper Street style). I helped restore a 100 year old house. I once made myself a ball gown from scratch and wore it to a costume ball. I will be very very quiet around you until I am comfortable with you, and after that you have to remind me to shut up. I will be happy to help you with any project, although you may have to teach me how to do the thing. I have a surface level of knowledge about many things, which is just enough to be dangerous, and to convince me I don't know anything about any given subject. I want to know about everything, and I am working right now on learning Arduino, remembering basic calligraphy, and 3D printing/design.